You Never Realize How Short A Month

If It Isn't The Sheriff, It's The Finance Company; I've Got More Attachments On Me Than A Vacuum Cleaner.

My Wife Was Too Beautiful For Words, But Not For Arguments.

My Wife Is The Kind Of Girl Who Will Not Go Anywhere Without Her Mother, And Her Mother Will Go Anywhere.

The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Beautiful Women And So Little Time.

Why Is There So Much Month Left At The End Of The Money?