I've Read Some Of Your Modern Free

My Only Regret In The Theater Is That I Could Never Sit Out Front And Watch Me.

I Would Like To Find A Stew That Will Give Me Heartburn Immediately, Instead Of At Three O Clock In The Morning.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

When Archaeologists Discover The Missing Arms Of Venus De Milo, They Will Find She Was Wearing Boxing Gloves.

Why Is There So Much Month Left At The End Of The Money?