I Wish I Could Tell You It

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me On Stage Is Someone Ran Forward To Tell Me They Loved Me And Projectile Vomited All Over The Stage. It Was Horrible.

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.