Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously! It's Fashion - Enjoy It!

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

Learn What Not To Expect. Irish Catholic They Get Sh**** Little Rings. Irish Women Get Crappy Rings. Baptist Get The Worst Because They Get The Rings Under Water. When It Comes Up, It's Garbage. Jewish, Big Rings. Episcopalian Big Rings. Italians-the Best, Because They Get Them Off Of Dead People, And Second Wives Get The Biggest Rings Of All.