No Man Will Ever Put His Hand

[when Told That Her Grandchild Had Her Nose:] I Didn't Get This Nose Until I Was Thirty-four.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

I Have A Million Dollar Figure ... But It's All Loose Change.