I Was Always Taught To Respect My

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

People Are Always Asking Me How Much I'm Worth. Well, All I Can Say Is, I've Got Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life. As Long As I Die In The Next 20 Minutes.

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.