I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say

I'm Proud Of The Hangover, But To Be In Movies Like This, Which Are Really The Only Places I Can Get Work, It's Really Quite The Opposite Of What I Am. I Like Sensitive Art-house Movies. I'm Not Even Much Of A Partier. I Mean, I'll Drink Myself Into Oblivion Alone In My Car.

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

My Comfort Zone Is Press Conferences.

I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks Hit Me In '92.