I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks

My Forte Is Awkwardness.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

We Talked About Politics Constantly In My Family Growing Up In North Carolina. There Were Always Debates. Being Of Greek Background, It's In Our Blood To Drink Coffee And Talk Politics.

I Try To Write Three Jokes Every Day. I Don't Sit Down And Write Them, It's Just Things That Pop Into My Head. Then I'll Go Watch It Fail Onstage That Night.

The Problem With These Interviews Is That There's No Sarcastic Font.