I Think They Named The Orange Before

Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest To Disrupt A Rock Garden.

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.

I Wear Dark Sunglasses When I Want My Head To Look More Like A Limousine.

I Wonder If, As A Society, We Will Ever Be Able To Call Someone A Jive Tofurkey.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.