I Wonder If, As A Society, We

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

I Always Wanted To Do A Movie, Because I Love The Movies. They Give You A Chance To Have An Intimacy With Your Audience That Is Different From Stand Up. With Movies, You Can Bring The Audience In With A Close Up, And Emote In A Different Way.

Sometimes, When Something Really Great Happens To Me, I Like To Wait Two Weeks Before I Tell Anyone About It, Because I Like To Use The Word 'fortnight'.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.