Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest

Never Forget Where You Came From. That's What I Think When I Walk Into A Cave.

I Wish My Name Started With A Comma. That Would Be So Dramatic.

If You Happen To Catch On Fire During The Show, Do Not Panic Or Wave Your Arms Around Or Scream Or We Wil Give Something To Panic And Wave You Arms Around And Scream About.

I Think Hair Gel Was Invented To Make It Easier To Identify Assholes From A Distance.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.