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It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.

Having My Daughter, I Screamed For Twenty-three Hours Straight. And That Was Just During Conception.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

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