It's So Long Since I've Had Sex

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

I've Learned From Doing My Own Show With Fox That People Are Not Your Partners If They're Signing The Checks. Whoever Signs Your Paycheck Is The Boss - No Matter What They Tell You.

I Am Furious About Everything.