I Think Dan [rather] Is Transparently Liberal.

... All Of Us Talk Faster Than We Listen.

I Did Not Believe In The War. I Thought It Was Wrong To Go Into Any War. And I Got To The War, And Saw The Germans, And I Changed My Mind. I Decided We Were Right Going Into World War Ii.

Did You Ever Notice That People Who Are Good With A Computer Don't Use It For Much Of Anything Except Being Good With A Computer? They Know All About Information Technology, But They Don't Have Much Interest In The Information. I'm The Opposite.

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.