I See Her As One Great Stampede

It's Never Too Early For A Cocktail.

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.