It's Never Too Early For A Cocktail.

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

I See Her As One Great Stampede Of Lips Directed At The Nearest Derriere.

Your Motivation Is Your Pay Packet On Friday. Now Get On With It.

Comedies Of Manners Swiftly Become Obsolete When There Are No Longer Any Manners.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.