I Love Stand-up More Than Anything, And

Most People Are Dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some Other Guys. But Mostly Those Two.

I Don't Like Comedy. I Like Funny Things. I Don't Like Comedy. Like, Comedy Movies Are Just, 'oh Jesus.'

If You Had A Jetpack You'd Be Like I Have The Shittiest Jetpack. Who's Your Service Provider On Your Jetpack? Did They Make The New One? I Hate This Thing.

It's Just A Big Excuse To Say Awful Things.

I've Tried To Do Away With Lying In My Life In The Last Few Years, But It's Hard.