To Me The Goal Of Comedy Is

Comedy Isn't Polite And It Isn't Correct And It Isn't Accurate, Even. It's Just A Mess. So That's The Way That I Approach It.

I Grew Up In A Generation That Had Exponential Technological Advances.

I'm A Good Citizen. I'm A Good Father. I Recycle And I Masturbate.

I Think You Have To Try And Fail, Because Failure Gets You Closer To What You're Good At.

The Ability To Just Sit There. That's Being A Person.