I Get Mad Like Anybody Else Does,

People Are Too Afraid Of Uptown. A Lot Of People Will Tell You, Like, "don't Go To Harlem. You Can Never Go There. 'cause As Soon As You Get There, They Kill You." That's What People Think. As Soon As You Arrive In Harlem, Someone Just Stabs You In The Face Right Away. That's People's Image Of Harlem: Just Everyone Standing Around Waiting For Lost White People To Kill All Day. "did You See Any? I Didn't Either."

When I Am In A Hotel, And I Turn Off The Lights And The Tv, I Just Freak Out. I Turn The Tv Back On And Don't Get Any Sleep.

If I Owned A Network, I Would Never Let A Guy Just Put People On Without Telling Me Who They Are.

Life's Too Short To Be An Asshole, As An Employer Or As An Employee.

I'm Not A Political Comedian. That's Just Not What I Do.