I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

It Seems Like Movies That Have Heart To Them Always Do Well, And They Find Their Audience.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Check In The Bottom Of Your Shoe For Change So You Can Get Grandma A New Plug Of Tobacco.