You Break Into My House, I Will

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

My Whole Career Can Be Summed Up With 'ignorance Is Bliss.' When You Do Not Know Better, You Do Not Really Worry About Failing.

When I Was A Kid, My Parents Had A 900-pound Television On Top Of A Tv Tray. My Dad's Theory Was, 'let Him Pull It Over His Head A Few Times, He'll Learn.'

You Might Be A Redneck If You Were Shooting Pool When Your Kids Were Born.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.