I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

Money Is The Root Of All Evil.' Then We Hear, 'a Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted.' What Are They Talking About? If Money Is So Evil, Shouldn't It Be, 'a Wise Man And His Money Are Soon Parted'? And Another Thing, How Does A Fool Get Money In The First Place? I Know Some Fools Who Have A Lot Of Money, But They Won't Tell Me How They Got It, And I Won't Tell Them.

Joy Is Obtaining A Big, Loving, Caring Shut-knit Household In Yet Another Town.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.