[i Like To] Engage With Funny People,

If Every Instinct You Have Is Wrong, Then The Opposite Would Have To Be Right.

I've Compiled A Book From The Internet. It's A Book Of Quotations Attributed To The Wrong People.

I Always Did Well On The Essay Questions. Just Put Everything You Know On There, Maybe You'll Hit It.

And I'll Tell Ya, I'm Really Enjoying This Marriage Thing. You Think About Each Other. You Care About Each Other. It's Wonderful! Plus, I Love Saying 'my Wife.' Once I Started Saying It, I Couldn't Stop - 'my Wife' This, 'my Wife' That...it's An Amazing Way To Begin A Sentence.

I Prefer The Old Theaters Because The Audience Is... Trapped.