List of Carl Reiner Quotes

I Write Books That Way - I Put A First Line Down And Say, "where Does This Go?"

You'd Only Write What You Know And What You Know Is What You Do And The People You Know. So You'd Write About Them Or The People You Have Met Casually. It's Part Of Your Life.

My Father Was A Watchmaker And An Inventor. I Saw Him Working In The House Every Day. The Work Ethic, I Got From Him. He Worked Hard And He Never Complained About It.

If You Can Get A Laugh Out Of A Name, You're Ahead Of The Game.

I Love Tweeting. I Tweet Every Day. I Stay In Contact, I Tell Them What I'm Doing. I've Posted Pictures Of My Books On There And They Buy The Books. It's A Very Good Way To Communicate With People, But I Can't Go To Bed Without Tweeting Something. I Have To Tweet Something.

I Only Please Myself. I Figure I'm Just One Of Many People. I'm Not That Different From Anybody Else And I Don't Have Great Language - I'm Very Ordinary.

I'm An Entertainer And I Entertain People And They Entertain Me Back By Asking Questions. And Some Of Them I Answer.

People Have A Comic Bent Or An Angularity To Their Thinking, And Those Are The People Who Make Jokes. And It's Usually People Who Were In An Environment, When They Were Young, Where Jokes Were At A Premium, Or At Least Considered Important To A Life. My Parents Always Listened To The Comedy Radio Shows, We Went To The Comedy Movies, And My Parents Appreciated Comedy. So Kids Listen And Follow What Their Parents Like.

Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have Pens And Pencils About Them, But They Riff.

When I Found Out I Could Write I Was Shocked! I Didn't Know I Could Write.

I Certainly Have Warm Relationships With People, But You Choose The People You Have Those Relationships With. There Are Some People I Don't Bother With.

A Fellow Who Has A Funny Bone Can Learn To Hone His Skills, But I Don't Think You Can Develop A Funny Bone - You Either Have It Or You Don't. And By The Way - When You Get It, We Don't Know It.