If Every Instinct You Have Is Wrong,

If I Want A Long, Boring Story With No Point To It, I Have My Life.

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.

Men Don't Care What's On Tv. They Only Care What Else Is On Tv.

The First Real Thought That I Had Of Something That I Might Do Was To Write For Car Magazines, Because I Always Had A Car Thing.

People Should Get Married Because They Have Finally Seen The Folly Of Being Single: "oh, This Is All Just Kind Of A Bad Magic Trick. I Just Keep Bending Over To Reach For This Wallet On A String. How Much Longer Am I Gonna Do That?"