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If Someone's Lying, Are Their Pants Really On Fire

If People Would Only Look To The Cookie, All Our Problems Would Be Solved.

I Am So Busy Doing Nothing... That The Idea Of Doing Anything - Which As You Know, Always Leads To Something - Cuts Into The Nothing And Then Forces Me To Have To Drop Everything.

People Who Read The Tabloids Deserve To Be Lied To.

Fatherhood Makes You Cute. Women Find Bumbling Fathers Cute And Attractive.