I Just Wanted To Be In Show

Rock & Roll Is Not So Much A Question Of Electric Guitars As It Is Striped Pants.

I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault And I Have No Faults.

I Just Wanted To Be In Show Biz. I Wanted To Make Music And Sing And Dance, Tell Jokes And Stories, Make Ya Smile, Make Ya Cry - And Charge You $ 8.50

Well A Good Writer Writes, A Good Musician Listens To A Lot More Than He Actually Composes, And If You're Going To Do Lyrics - Well, There's A Freudian Slip. That's Not Even A Slip, That's A Freudian Move: I Said Going To Do Lyrics. If You Really Want It To Ring True, You'll Live It First. Go Really Get Your Heart Broken!

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello