I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault

I'm A Family Man. I Personally Started 3 Or 4 Families Last Year.

A Song Without A Hook Is Like A Train Without Rails. It Skitters All Over The Place, Bangs Into Everything. Boom! Crash! There Goes Grand Central Station. Crushed By A Train.

I Just Wanted To Be In Show Biz. I Wanted To Make Music And Sing And Dance, Tell Jokes And Stories, Make Ya Smile, Make Ya Cry - And Charge You $ 8.50

Money Can't Buy You Happiness, But It Can Buy You A Yacht Big Enough To Pull Up Right Alongside It.

The Most Important Part Of Any Rock Song Is The Guitar Solo.