I Had A Dream That I Was

If You Had A Face Like Mine, You'd Punch Me Right On The Nose, And I'm Just The Fella To Do It.

If Any Of You Cry At My Funeral I'll Never Speak To You Again.

Humor Is The Truth; Wit Is An Exaggeration Of The Truth.

I Had A Dream That I Was Awake And I Woke Up To Find Myself Asleep.

I Feel Like Dying When I'm Helpless