I Don''t Like This Reality Television, I

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.

Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore For The First Time On Television On Larry Sanders.

My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.