My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So,

Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore For The First Time On Television On Larry Sanders.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

My First Appearance As A Guest On The Tonight Show Was In '81.

I Actually Think I'm More Of A Turtle Than Verne Is. Where Verne Is Up On Two Legs And Moving At Full Speed And Doesn't Pull His Head Into The Shell Very Often, I In Reality Was Five Or Ten Minutes Later To Every Recording Session.