I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.