I Don't Believe In Dining On An

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.