List of Rube Goldberg Quotes

Uh, I Just Had An Operation Last March Which Was Rather Serious And I'm Recuperating Now. I'm On A Very Bland Diet. But, Uh, I'm Lucky, I Was Just Lucky, That's All.

I Didn't Write Because In The Corps I Took Mining Engineering Of All Things And, You Know, They, They Graduate A Mining Engineer As A Sort Of An Illiterate.

When I Did Sports Cartoons, I Used To Uh, Go To Fights.

And, Uh, I Did That, And There Was Nothing More Ridiculous To Me Than Finding The Weight Of The Earth Because I Didn't Care How Much The Earth Weighed.

And Uh, I'm Glad That I Still Have My Hands And My Eyes To Work With.

And During My College, At The End Of The Junior Year I Worked In A Mine.

And, Uh, I've Got About Six Thousand Cartoons Up There, Also Books And Papers.

Yeah, Yeah. I, I Don't Think I'm Always Right. But I Don't Think Young People Are Always Right, Either.

It Just Happened That The Public Happened To, Uh, Appreciate The Satirical Quality Of These Crazy Things.

I Didn't Have Any Real Art Training, But When I Was About Twelve Nad Thirteen, Another Boy And I Went To A Sign Painter's House Every Friday Night And Took Lessons.

Naturally, I'm Conservative; I'm A Republican. I Always Was.

I, I Don't Think Anybody's Continually Happy, Uh, Except Idiots, You Know. You Know, You Have To Have Little Moments Of Depression.