I, I Don't Think Anybody's Continually Happy,

And Uh, I'm Glad That I Still Have My Hands And My Eyes To Work With.

Many Of The Younger Generation Know My Name In A Vague Way And Connect It With Grotesque Inventions, But Don't Believe That I Ever Existed As A Person. They Think I'm A Nonperson, Just A Name That Signifies A Tangled Web Of Pipes Or Wires Or Strings That Suggest Machinery. My Name To Them Is Like A Spiral Staircase, Veal Cutlets, Barber's Itch — Terms That Give You An Immediate Picture Of What They Mean.

I Didn't Write Because In The Corps I Took Mining Engineering Of All Things And, You Know, They, They Graduate A Mining Engineer As A Sort Of An Illiterate.

When I Did Sports Cartoons, I Used To Uh, Go To Fights.

It Just Happened That The Public Happened To, Uh, Appreciate The Satirical Quality Of These Crazy Things.