I Didn't Know Dirty Words Could Be

I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.

I Could Have Been A Judge, But I Never Had The Latin For The Judgin'. I Never Had It, So I'd Had It, As Far As Being A Judge Was Concerned... I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.

One Of The Ways To Avoid Being Beaten By The System Is To Laugh At It.

Life Is A Matter Of Passing The Time Enjoyably. There May Be Other Things In Life, But I've Been Too Busy Passing My Time Enjoyably To Think Very Deeply About Them.

I've Always Been After The Trappings Of Great Luxury. But All I've Got Hold Of Are The Trappings Of Great Poverty. I've Got Hold Of The Wrong Load Of Trappings, And A Rotten Load They Are Too, Ones I Could Have Very Well Done Without.