I Would Much Prefer To Be A

Job Was What You'd Technically Describe As A Loony.

I've Always Been After The Trappings Of Great Luxury. But All I've Got Hold Of Are The Trappings Of Great Poverty. I've Got Hold Of The Wrong Load Of Trappings, And A Rotten Load They Are Too, Ones I Could Have Very Well Done Without.

I Didn't Know Dirty Words Could Be Done That Artfully.

I Could Have Been A Judge, But I Never Had The Latin For The Judgin'. I Never Had It, So I'd Had It, As Far As Being A Judge Was Concerned... I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.

You Realize That Suicide's A Criminal Offense. In Less Enlightened Times They'd Have Hung You For It.