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Everyone In Hollywood Thinks Like A Republican Fiscally By Leaving Town To Shoot Everything; They Just Don't Vote That Way.

I Get Depressed At Airports.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.