I Get Depressed At Airports.

My First Car Was A Motorcycle.

I Don't Like Soccer. I Think It Makes You Soft. And By The Way, You Telling Me It's The Biggest Whatever In The World, Look, They Drink Tea Everywhere Too; They're Pussies, You Understand? I Want Some Coffee.

I Liked Radio, Or Podcasting. I Like Talking Minus The Camera And The Script Part. All Those Mediums Are Different, And They Are All Different With Their Pluses And Minuses. I Would Say The Podcast Is My Favorite Because I Like The Freedom Of Podcasting. With Podcasting You Can Really Mess Around With The Form And The Format. The Pace Of Radio Is Very Fast. Boom, Boom, With A Little Six Minute Segment, Then On To The Next Thing. With Podcasts You Can Talk About Something For 25 Minutes If You Like - There Is A Lot Of Artistic Freedom With It.

If You're A Guy, You Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On At Any Time In The Relationship, Ever. Here's What You Know: You Know When You're Getting Laid, And You Know When It's All Over. Those Are The Only Two Things You're Aware Of.

My Mom Was On Welfare And The Occasional Food Stamp, But I Have Never Participated In Any Of Those Governmental Programs, Even The Ones That Kind Of Work Like Education, Scholarships And Whatever, And I Managed To Do Just Fine.