I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

Don't Talk To Me About Gravity. When I Get Out Of Bed In The Morning, I Have To Be Careful Not To Step On My Breasts.

What We Do Is A Calling...we Make People Happy.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.

Women Should Look Good. Work On Yourselves. Education? I Spit On Education. No Man Is Ever Going To Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.