Age - It's The One Mountain You

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

Mel Gibson's Father Doesn't Think There Was A Holocaust? Great. I Don't Think There's A Movie. We're Even.

Half Of All Marriages End In Divorce- And Then There Are The Really Unhappy Ones.

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.