I Can't Tell You Why There's A

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

Let The Teachers Teach English And I Will Teach Baseball. There Is A Lot Of People In The United States Who Say Isn't, And They Ain't Eating.

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.