I Ain't What I Used To Be,

Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure I Eat Wheaties For Breakfast. A Good Bowl Of Wheaties With Bourbon Can't Be Beat.

Let The Teachers Teach English And I Will Teach Baseball. There Is A Lot Of People In The United States Who Say Isn't, And They Ain't Eating.

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

I Won Twenty-eight Games In Thirty-five And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes When The Cards Sent Me A Contract With A Cut In Salary. Mr. Rickey Said I Deserved A Cut Because I Didn't Win Thirty Games.

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?