I Am Descended From A Very Long

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'