I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing

All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.