However, My Problems With My Memory Are

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

It Seems Easier To Make A Career Out Of Comedy Now Than It Was In The 1980s.

Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'... They Say 'president', We Say 'stupid Psychopathic Git.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.