Hosting The Oscars Is Much Like Making

Now Let's Repeat The Non-conformists' Oath: I Promise To Be Different! I Promise To Be Unique! I Promise Not To Repeat Things Other People Say! Good!

I'm For The Wall Street Occupiers. But Will They Accept Me When They Find Out I Sell Packaged Mortgage Default Instruments To Children?

I'm Tired Of Wasting Letters When Punctuation Will Do, Period.

He Never Complicates A Desire By Overthinking It, Unlike Mirabelle, Who Spins A Cocoon Around An Idea Until It Is Immobile.

I Cannot Smell Mothballs Because It's So Difficult To Get Their Little Legs Apart.