He Never Complicates A Desire By Overthinking

I Like A Woman With A Head On Her Shoulders. I Hate Necks.

I Would Get Records By Earl Scruggs... I Would Tune My Banjo Down And I'd Pick Out The Songs Note By Note. Learned How To Play That Way. I Persevered. There Was A Book Written By Pete Seeger, Who Showed You Some Basic Strumming And Some Basic Picking... And I Kind Of Worked Out My Own Style Of Playing.

I Thought Yesterday Was The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life But It Turns Out Today Is.

What Is Comedy? Comedy Is The Art Of Making People Laugh Without Making Them Puke.

You Want To Know How I Think Art Should Be Taught To Children? Take Them To A Museum And Say, 'this Is Art, And You Can't Do It.