His Breath Is So Bad Why Every

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?