Happiness Often Sneaks In Through A Door

Happiness Often Sneaks In Through A Door You Didn't Know You Left Open.

A Man Must Pay The Fiddler. In My Case It So Happened That A Whole Symphony Orchestra Often Had To Be Subsidized.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

You Can Only Be As Good As You Dare To Be Bad.